Where's the Beef?

This doosey from the Greenwich Time police blotter made me laugh:

"Jeffrey Richard Stewart, 55, of 104 Round Hill Road, was arrested and charged Sunday with shoplifting a $34.55 steak from Whole Foods Market on East Putnam Avenue. He posted $250 cash bond and is scheduled to appear in state Superior Court in Stamford on Dec. 20."

LOL the guy lives on Round Hill Road.. His mansion is probably worth 5 million dollars easily and he's stealing a 30 dollar steak- that's rich!

- Take A Crack At A Dead Man -

Immediately following Michael Jackson's death, an influx of shameless pedophile-related jokes emerged!

Here is a taste of some.. If you have any you would like to add, feel free.

"Due to the fact that MJ is mostly plastic his body will be melted down and molded into legos so kids can play with his bits for once."

"Hot off the presses: MJ got food posining...He ate 12 year old nuts..."

"MJ has died, and children all around the world can now breathe a sigh of relief"

"June 25th, 2009: Two celebrity white women have died on the same day."

"Farrah went to heaven and God asked her her final wish, she said I want the world to be a better place....he killed MJ."

"The national security level was just lowered to orange by the Boy Scouts."