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Party City: Halloween's Never Over!

I hate to be mean, but I walk into Party City in Port Chester, and get in line behind a devastatingly beautiful creature that was being waited on.

I wait for a minute, realize she's one of those people who will be a while, so I go grab my phone out of my car and snap some pics while innocently looking like I'm texting on my phone:


I just wish I could've gotten her face in a shot, she didn't show her face to me until she turned away to leave and it was only for a second, but she looked like ET and the wig somehow was able to look even worse from the front.

I'm so bad >=]

Ernie Anastos: "Keep F*king That Chicken"

Do WHAT to the chicken??


Warning, one obscenity to be heard!

What really gets me is the female anchor's face just after he says it- lmao

Dreamin' Demon is Hilarious

Big shout out to Dreamin' Demon (www.dreamindemon.com), they are so ridiculously funny:
"Breaking News: Sasquatch Captured In Iowa!"

Read about why this woman was arrested on Dreamin' Demon's site.. It might make you wanna hurl a bit.

Betty White Totally Looks Like ET in Drag

I'm sorry Betty, I love you to death but I had to!! Your look on that one spanish skit on the last SNL reminded me too much of ET.0=]

everyone please vote for my entry lol!!!!

Double Trouble

(CNN) -- So, let's say you're flying into town for the beginning of your trial and you're running a little late.

What do you do?
A. Call the Court.
Or,
B. Ask your twin brother to go to court and pretend he is you.

It doesn't appear to be a difficult question, but in Clearwater, Florida, one defendant made the wrong choice, and two brothers are now in jail.

According to court officials, 40-year-old Matthew Mauceri was due in court Tuesday morning for the beginning of his trial on scheming-to-defraud charges. But, court officials said, he was flying in from out of town and when he realized he wasn't going to make it on time, he called his twin brother, Marcus, for help.

So, Marcus Mauceri showed up in the courtroom of Judge Joseph Bulone, with Marcus claiming he was Matthew, according to the officials.

It was Matthew Mauceri's defense attorney who judged that something was amiss, court officials said, and he alerted Bulone. In the judge's chambers, defense attorney James Thomas told Bulone he had represented both brothers previously, and that the right brother might not be present in court.

Bulone put Marcus Mauceri under oath, and according to court transcripts, Marcus swore that he was Matthew. The judge launched a quick investigation.

"One of our fingerprint technicians was called by the judge to do a print comparison," said Sgt. Tom Nestor of the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office.

"They made a comparison and said, 'No, this is not Matthew,'" Nestor said.

Bulone then appointed a public defender for Marcus and, according to a court transcript, declared, "I'm just going to find that by Marcus pretending to be Matthew ... that perpetrates a fraud upon the court."

Marcus Mauceri was charged with criminal contempt and sentenced to 179 days in jail. Marcus told the judge he would appeal, and that he would hire his own attorney.

"As usual, perpetrators of crimes don't usually think the consequences through, and as is often the case, it doesn't work out for them," court spokesman Ron Stuart said.

Later, Matthew Mauceri appeared and was cited for failure to appear and contempt of court. His $100,000 bond from his original case was revoked.

Court officials said the twins were remanded to the county jail -- in separate cells.

(marcus).........................................................................................(matthew)

What the Hell Is Wrong With? #4: Nick Arcade

Hitler Reacts to the Hitler Parodies Being Removed from YouTube

Holy Duck!

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News Channel 3 Mugshots -

Anna Clifford was stopped for erratic driving in the early hours after a night out to celebrate her birthday with friends in Memphis, Tennessee.

The Office- Throw Up Session

O, Christmas Tree, O, Christmas Tree..

Horrible Video Joey Posted on My Facebook Wall, Lol..

Fish = Love

Silly Girls..

My Little Joey Back In 2000..

Joey was fifteen here, but looked like he was ten or eleven!
Cue it up to 3:25 and watch the kid flippin his tounge around in the van then busting out of the van with his arms raised.

I'm so proud. >__<
My future husband right there. lolllllllllllll.

OH, Ho-HO!!!! Hah Haaaa

London Daily Mail- The tattooist embroiled in a row with a teenage girl who claims he tattooed 56 stars on her face when she only asked for three has said he will help pay for them to be removed.

Rouslan Toumaniantz said today that Kimberley Vlaminck 'absolutely' agreed she wanted 56 stars tattooed on the left side of her face.

But now the 18-year-old is suing Toumaniantz, claiming she had asked him for only three stars - and had fallen asleep during the procedure, waking up to a nightmare in her Belgian hometown of Courtrai.

Toumaniantz - himself covered from head to foot in tattoos and piercings - said he would help pay for half of the treatment to remove the tattoos.

'I maintain that she absolutely agreed that I tattoo those 56 stars on the left side of her face,' he told newspaper La Derniere Heure.

'A witness, a woman who was present, has already been questioned by police, and she confirms it.

'But be that as it may: Kimberley is unhappy and it is not my wish to have an unsatisfied client. There is a way to remove the tattoos with the help of a laser. I accept to pay for half the cost.'

'I think he didn’t understand what I wanted. He spoke only fractured English and French.

'But I explicitly said in my native tongue, French, and also in a little bit of English when he looked confused, that I wanted three little stars only near my left eye.'

Toumaintz, who runs the tattoo parlour called The Tattoo Box in Courtrai, said Kimberley was awake and actually looked in the mirror several times during the procedure to see how it was going.

He said she knew 'exactly what she wanted'.

'The trouble all started when she went home and her father and boyfriend threw a fit.

'They are saying things now like I doped her or hypnotised her. What rubbish!

'She asked for 56 stars and that’s what she got.'

To remove the stars would require surgery costing £8,500.

But even the most advanced laser techniques would, while removing the tattoos, leave deep white marks all across Kimberley's face.

She has launched legal proceedings against Toumanaintz seeking damages, plus the money for the operation.

He was questioned by police earlier this year but they decided it was a civil matter and that there was nothing they could do.

Jules Clocher, a Belgian psychologist, said: 'The trauma this girl must be feeling is indescribable. She feels like a circus freak - and no wonder, because she looks like one.'

Toumanaintz said from now on he will get written consent from clients before he begins tattooing.

Cried Like A Baby

Time - An Ohio man called 911 in May 2009 after his live-in adult son refused to clean his messy bedroom.

Andrew Mizsak, a 28-year old member of the Bedord, Ohio school board who lived in his father's basement, was reportedly "crying uncontrollably" when he promised police he would clean his room. His father declined to press charges, saying he didn't want to hurt his son's political career.

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Teen Soils Self After Deputy Surprises Him

This brings on the lols!
CENTERVILLE — A teenager suspected of car burglary was so surprised when he opened a car door to find a police officer sitting inside that he messed his pants, police said.

It happened about 1 a.m. Saturday as Salt Lake County sheriff's deputy Chad Taylor was returning to his Centerville home from working a shift.

"I was in my personal vehicle, but I was in uniform," Taylor told the Deseret News Monday. "I'd pulled in my driveway and was on the phone with another deputy when I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw this guy trying to get into my wife's car."

Taylor watched the teen then move up toward his car.

"Right as his hand goes to check my handle, I kick the door open," Taylor said. "I said, 'You'd better stop right there! Police!' I'm not kidding, it was quiet as can be, and I heard …"

The 16-year-old boy turned and ran, chased by Taylor, who called 911 as he ran after the teen through the neighborhood. The boy was scrambling so fast, Taylor said, he lost his shoes. Centerville police responded to help catch the teen.

"One officer spotted him with night-vision goggles going into a house," Centerville Police Lt. Paul Child said.

The boy dashed into a friend's house, where a party was going on, police said. Officers were let into the house where they found him — and discovered that he had soiled himself, Child said.

"You could smell him," Taylor said. "He told us, 'Yeah, I crapped my pants.' "

Police said the teen implicated a friend whom Taylor saw trying to break into cars across the street from his home.

"He gave up his friend," Child said, pointing to another 16-year-old who was also arrested in the burglary investigation. Police believe the two had been working together, burglarizing cars in the neighborhood. Child said officers recovered some cash and CDs they believe had been taken from cars. The two boys were booked into the Farmington Bay Youth Detention Center for investigation of vehicle burglary and theft.

Detectives were trying to determine if the teens were involved in a rash of weekend car break-ins.

"We've had some more reports over the weekend that we're sure they're suspects in," Child said.