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Thursday, October 14, 2010
Funny Ass Spam Comments..
Spam comments amaze me... The graphic, odd, and not quite English language phrases that contain weird links that manage to slip through the spam filter make me laugh! I decided to paste a few of them here to show you just how creative these spambots/people get:
Grateful, he wrapped his arms around his friend and buried his face in his neck. With one last pat on Erikins arm, she left them to climb the staircase alone. He nodded, slid an arm about Irins shoulders, and led his truemate from the room. They had fought about it too often for Eyrhaen not to know what he meant. He kept everyone else safe from her while she fought for control. Shed dissolved the solid rock and reversed a spell that should have been more permanent. But maybe we could eat first? Tossing her ponytail behind her shoulders, Eyrhaen got to her knees and crawled forward. She could still turn away and leave. Were bound, I cant help that, but the two of you should be together. He says we need to all make our choices, and his heart chooses you. Now theres the Eyrie weve known all our lives. She groaned, twisting the wrists in Tykirs grasp, rotating the hips pinned under Lanthans weight. He wasnt talking to her. Dont stop, she begged, clutching sheets. Dangerously serious behind his smile, he dragged his gaze back up to meet hers. Without variety, our culture would grow evenmore stagnant. He sat in the chair, watching her. She was so close She freed her other hand so she could wrap both arms securely around his neck.
By Anonymous on 12 Year Old Kills Sleeping Father on 2/28/10
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All that lunacy is temporary. It was almost full daylight. Oh God, its so hard! And a great deal more. There was an edge of sharpness in his voice. The cry broke out involuntarily. Its the truth that you want, isnt it? I have seen so much, since.
By Anonymous on 12 Year Old Kills Sleeping Father on 2/27/10
Grateful, he wrapped his arms around his friend and buried his face in his neck. With one last pat on Erikins arm, she left them to climb the staircase alone. He nodded, slid an arm about Irins shoulders, and led his truemate from the room. They had fought about it too often for Eyrhaen not to know what he meant. He kept everyone else safe from her while she fought for control. Shed dissolved the solid rock and reversed a spell that should have been more permanent. But maybe we could eat first? Tossing her ponytail behind her shoulders, Eyrhaen got to her knees and crawled forward. She could still turn away and leave. Were bound, I cant help that, but the two of you should be together. He says we need to all make our choices, and his heart chooses you. Now theres the Eyrie weve known all our lives. She groaned, twisting the wrists in Tykirs grasp, rotating the hips pinned under Lanthans weight. He wasnt talking to her. Dont stop, she begged, clutching sheets. Dangerously serious behind his smile, he dragged his gaze back up to meet hers. Without variety, our culture would grow evenmore stagnant. He sat in the chair, watching her. She was so close She freed her other hand so she could wrap both arms securely around his neck.
By Anonymous on 12 Year Old Kills Sleeping Father on 2/28/10
All that lunacy is temporary. It was almost full daylight. Oh God, its so hard! And a great deal more. There was an edge of sharpness in his voice. The cry broke out involuntarily. Its the truth that you want, isnt it? I have seen so much, since.
By Anonymous on 12 Year Old Kills Sleeping Father on 2/27/10
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By Anonymous on Nancy Grace Blog: "Stacks" of New Evidence Release... on 8/3/10
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And this last one, it's a DOOSEY...Wooo, how I had to fight the urge of posting without censorship, it is so nasty even with!!:
"Rough bush-leaguer f*ck, bl*wjob and c*m swallow. Past it geezer f*cked a stinko girl. I f*cked his sister. I continually wanted to f*ck my neighbours MOM. My GFs sister f*cks better than GF is. Lecturer wanked my c*ck in face of class.
By Anonymous on EMT Charged With Posting Photo of Corpse on Facebo... on 1/6/10
LOL 'better than girlfriend is'... And who says lecturer??? lol
The way these morons phrase sentences is like that bit from Family Guy:
Monday, April 26, 2010
Weird Comments
I've gotten some weird comments to screen through at times. Besides the weird pornographic ones, I've noticed ones that don't seem to make much sense..
"Grateful, he wrapped his arms around his friend and buried his face in his neck. With one last pat on Erikins arm, she left them to climb the staircase alone. He nodded, slid an arm about Irins shoulders, and led his truemate from the room. They had fought about it too often for Eyrhaen not to know what he meant. He kept everyone else safe from her while she fought for control. Shed dissolved the solid rock and reversed a spell that should have been more permanent. But maybe we could eat first? Tossing her ponytail behind her shoulders, Eyrhaen got to her knees and crawled forward. She could still turn away and leave. Were bound, I cant help that, but the two of you should be together. He says we need to all make our choices, and his heart chooses you. Now theres the Eyrie weve known all our lives. She groaned, twisting the wrists in Tykirs grasp, rotating the hips pinned under Lanthans weight. He wasnt talking to her. Dont stop, she begged, clutching sheets. Dangerously serious behind his smile, he dragged his gaze back up to meet hers. Without variety, our culture would grow evenmore stagnant. He sat in the chair, watching her. She was so close She freed her other hand so she could wrap both arms securely around his neck. "
(Anonymous) 2/28/10
Who is leaving these types of comments? It's like a page from some cheezy romance novel.
"All that lunacy is temporary. It was almost full daylight. Oh God, its so hard! And a great deal more. There was an edge of sharpness in his voice. The cry broke out involuntarily. Its the truth that you want, isnt it? I have seen so much, since. "
(Anonymous) 2/27/10
"Hello. And Bye. "
(Anonymous) 3/20/10
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(Anonymous) 3/22/10
"Hi.
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I used Windows Vista.
Thanks,
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(Anonymous) 3/22/10
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(Anonymous) 3/20/10
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(Anonymous) 3/22/10
No link or anything, just a statement. lol.
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(Anonymous) 3/19/10
Is it just me or are the people posting these comments sounding like these two from Family Guy?:
"Grateful, he wrapped his arms around his friend and buried his face in his neck. With one last pat on Erikins arm, she left them to climb the staircase alone. He nodded, slid an arm about Irins shoulders, and led his truemate from the room. They had fought about it too often for Eyrhaen not to know what he meant. He kept everyone else safe from her while she fought for control. Shed dissolved the solid rock and reversed a spell that should have been more permanent. But maybe we could eat first? Tossing her ponytail behind her shoulders, Eyrhaen got to her knees and crawled forward. She could still turn away and leave. Were bound, I cant help that, but the two of you should be together. He says we need to all make our choices, and his heart chooses you. Now theres the Eyrie weve known all our lives. She groaned, twisting the wrists in Tykirs grasp, rotating the hips pinned under Lanthans weight. He wasnt talking to her. Dont stop, she begged, clutching sheets. Dangerously serious behind his smile, he dragged his gaze back up to meet hers. Without variety, our culture would grow evenmore stagnant. He sat in the chair, watching her. She was so close She freed her other hand so she could wrap both arms securely around his neck. "
(Anonymous) 2/28/10
Who is leaving these types of comments? It's like a page from some cheezy romance novel.
"All that lunacy is temporary. It was almost full daylight. Oh God, its so hard! And a great deal more. There was an edge of sharpness in his voice. The cry broke out involuntarily. Its the truth that you want, isnt it? I have seen so much, since. "
(Anonymous) 2/27/10
"Hello. And Bye. "
(Anonymous) 3/20/10
"Commonly, it must employ system 4 class two little... Commonly, it must employ system 4 class two little wheels of losing head song, car parking place. Wpd auto parts san diego ca, as a next pari-mutuel, suffix assump- or co-occurrence activity, may adjust the acceleration of experian annotated to take the bob at customer employer throughout a nitrogen, a amount should rather be short of the able storage of the testimony weakness to special trains, and to the harness team, in system to still transfer improvements to the car as to when to best locomotive once, when to trace straight and when to skip for the twelve-point. People, forms, and tools on the wood brand, made from capernaum, look self-accusations made in the galilee, auto compases. This sections in short processing tastes steering family of the mother which, if also believed in advantage, depends twentieth black ignition timing. Model car auto insurance quote: the larger capitals, harbored as emphasis v8s, were stressed in the local apertures. The way grams - without competition - demolished 135 paper. Considering of the important presses for the singer and address laps of a left reaction during irony is really called in a transit widely curious from the stapler that forms and course have ridiculed to spend again whitespace braces. After also a horizontal politics in year none, they were computer-controlled to the marine corps for temperature with onboard forms."
(Anonymous) 3/22/10
"Hi.
My computer worked not correctly, many errors. Help me, please to fix buggs on my computer. Like a http://www.yahoo.com please.
I used Windows Vista.
Thanks,
Pypesotaovess "
(Anonymous) 3/22/10
Say what?
"666666
HELP ME!I NEED YOU HELP! "
(Anonymous) 3/20/10
"extreme amateur porn videos"
(Anonymous) 3/22/10
No link or anything, just a statement. lol.
That resource krystle-ann.blogspot.com is so impressive. I with my brother and friends receive so many respectable info from it. Design in that portal is so beautiful. That is forum internet. Super!
I with my sister and parents wish this resource will be so respectable forever. That forum is so good too. Today I was reading this portal.
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(Anonymous) 3/19/10
Is it just me or are the people posting these comments sounding like these two from Family Guy?:
"anime lovers lesbian"
(Anonymous) 3/17/10
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Twitter Is For Twits. Or Twats. LOL
I still can't understand twitter.
Why do I feel necessary to own like a million different accounts for networking sites?
-deadjournal (now defunct.)
-livejournal
-myspace
-blogspot
-now...twitter. sigh.
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