Five-Alarm Morons- Three men who attempted a home invasion in search of medication were foiled by a 58-year-old woman brandishing a bowl of homemade chili and a broom, according to police in Claiborne County, TN.
The invaders fled but were eventually apprehended in connection with the crime, says cops. One of the men, by the looks of things, seems to have suffered a hot sauce-related injury to his eye. They are (l to r) Fabian Moore, 32, Tommy Wayne Garrett, 24, and Samuel Partin, 30.
Police working on this con carne case say that two of them were associated with a convenience store robbery.
Maybe the victim has a future teaching a self-defense cooking class: Tai Cheese? Te Kwon Donut? Jiu Jit-soup?
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