Bring On Some LOLs...

Perez has a great sense of humour. Apparently it was Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon's anniversary, and I just love Perez's above comment! Aahhahaha

Holy Moses!!

Apparently this young boy in the picture had thought it was his baby, but turns out the 15 year old mother lied when she told this 13 year old she was a virgin.

Click here to read the article from Perez. Crazy!!

Michigan Man Sentenced to 90 Days in Prison for Sex Act With Car Wash Vacuum

"Hope that hummer was worth it! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.

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- perez hilton

Get Her, Get Her!

LMAO- Arrest warrant out for Lindsay Lohan. Apparently she didn't clear up those DUI and cocaine possession problems for back in '07... Ha-HA!!!

Article here. Enjoy the lovely picture.

Btw, I love perezhilton's updates on this case, lol:

"Sources tell us that there are DOZENS of paparazzi and at least six police cars outside saMAN Ronson's Beachwood Canyon home in Los Angeles, where fugitive Lindsay Lohan is currently holed up.
Oh, the drama!
Update: Holy shiz!!!! Lohan and Ronson are in the midst of a HUGE fight! A window was just broken!!!
Update #2: A few officers just went to the front door and knocked, but Ronson and Lohan refuse to open it!
Update #3: The cops have have made no contact with the girls. The quarreling lovers are still barricaded in the house. The paparazzi remain camped outside.
Update #4: The cops are still there - 5 officers - just issuing parking tix to the paparazzi.
The police officers said repeatedly that they are not there to serve Lindsay with papers or arrest her.
A big banging sound was heard from inside the house around 2:15 P.M., to which everyone outside started going crazy over. "It sounded like a wall being hit with something loudly," a source on the scene tells us."

"Can Marijuana Help Rescue California's Economy?"

Could marijuana be the answer to the economic misery facing California? Democratic State Assembly member Tom Ammiano thinks so. Ammiano introduced legislation last month that would legalize pot and allow the state to regulate and tax its sale — a move that could mean billions for the cash-strapped state.

Pot is, after all, California's biggest cash crop, responsible for $14 billion in annual sales, dwarfing the state's second largest agricultural commodity — milk and cream — which brings in $7.3 billion annually, according to the most recent USDA statistics. The state's tax collectors estimate the bill would bring in about $1.3 billion in much-needed revenue a year, offsetting some of the billions in service cuts and spending reductions outlined in the recently approved state budget.

"The state of California is in a very, very precipitous economic plight. It's in the toilet," says Ammiano. "It looks very, very bleak, with layoffs and foreclosures and schools closing or trying to operate four days a week. We have one of the highest rates of unemployment we've ever had. With any revenue ideas people say you have to think outside of the box, you have to be creative, and I feel that the issue of the decriminalization, regulation and taxation of marijuana fits that bill. It's not new, the idea has been around, and the political will may in fact be there to make something happen." (Rest of article here)

Howard K. Stern's DENIAL

From an article out of perezhilton.com:
"Stern's lawyer, Krista Bath, claims that Howie is a victim of lies and not a felon!

She says: "For over two years, I have represented Howard K. Stern in connection with civil litigation arising out his relationship with Anna Nicole Smith and false accusations published about him, including representing Mr. Stern in the body custody proceedings. In the course of that litigation, I have spent hundreds of hours reviewing depositions under oath or interviews of almost every principal witness claiming to possess first hand knowledge of Mr. Stern's relationship with Anna Nicole [Smith]. His accusers have been shown to have no credibility due to their conflicting stories, to have a bias based on their own personal agendas or to have no factual basis to support their accusations. Given the knowledge obtained from these various cases, I am confident that the criminal charges brought against Mr. Stern last evening by the State of California will likewise be shown to have no factual basis and that Mr. Stern will ultimately be exonerated with respect to his conduct.

"I would remind the public that the fundamental principle of our criminal justice system is that an individual is presumed innocent. Publicity efforts by the State of California last night and today in connection with the filing of the charges against Mr. Stern are inconsistent with that principle and jeopardize Mr. Stern's constitutional right to a fair trial. With formal charges having been filed, this case should not be tried in the court of public opinion and Mr. Stern has no intention of doing so. However, Mr. Stern and I are mindful of the reality that he has for the past several years found himself on trial in the media. The media trial of Mr. Stern has been based on constant shouts of guilty from a barrage of uninformed commentators based on totally inaccurate and often manufactured "facts." The television, tabloid and Internet trial of Mr. Stern in the court of public opinion has been based on sensational lies, speculation, rumor and gossip. Unfortunately, it appears that criminal charges have now been brought by the State of California based on this same type of misinformation.

"Mr. Stern will continue efforts to have the evidence in his civil cases unsealed and made available for public inspection and review so that hopefully any future media discussions will be informed ones, based on the actual facts and not sensationalized accusations that have no factual or legal merit. If this occurs, future discussions will focus on Mr. Stern's innocence."

Typical lawyer crap! "

"How Doodling Could Help You Boost Your Brainpower"

HELL YEAH!

from perezhilton.com:
"It seems those of us who covered our school books with scribbles may not have had an entirely wasted education.
For doodling may actually be good for the brain, scientists claim.
Far from being a sign of inattention, it is thought to focus the mind and stop daydreaming, allowing people to persevere with dull tasks.

Researcher Jackie Andrade, who conducted a study into the habit, said: 'This study suggests that in everyday life doodling may be something we do because it helps keep us on track with a boring tasks, rather than being an unnecessary distraction that we should try to resist.'
Professor Andrade, of Plymouth University, asked 40 men and women to listen to a tedious telephone message about plans for a party.
It included names of guests, as well as names of people who would not attend, place names and other irrelevant material.

None of the participants was told they were to be tested to see how much they remembered afterwards.
The doodlers - around half of those who took part - had written down more names while listening to the message, the journal Applied Cognitive Psychology reports.
They also had better recall for both the party-goers' names and place names mentioned in the recording - remembering nearly a third more than the others.
Professor Andrade said that doodling may help because it is simple enough not to drain brainpower, therefore allowing the mind to carry out a task without affecting how well it is done.
And by preventing concentration from wandering, it may help us focus better. "

HAHAHA Look At That Face!

"After becoming steeped in controversy for trying to sell Obama's Illinois senate seat, Rod Blagojevich has signed a 6 figure book deal with one of the largest independent book publishers in a bid to tell his side of the story.
Six figures! For that creep!!!!!!!!!

In addition to trying to explain his senate selection um, "process," Blago will also recount his journey to office while "exposing the dark side of politics."
Please, we don't need a book to know that politics has a dark side!
Blago decided to go with indie publisher Phoenix Books so that the book's content would not be restricted by money-making agendas. Blago claims he won't go for any low blows and will reveal information that will "at times be embarrassing to himself as well as to others."
The book, which is tentatively titled The Governor, is set for an October release.
Still pushing those 15 minutes of fame, huh? "

AWW SAD =[

"On Tuesday, it was revealed that doctors have told British reality TV star, Jade Goody, she has only weeks to live.

And, terminally ill Jade's cervical cancer has spread to her brain!
A family friend tearfully told the UK's Sun:

“Jade was told while in a hospice at the weekend that the cancer was travelling freely in her blood and had spread to her brain. This is, of course, awful but not unexpected. She has already been told the disease is terminal. But by understanding how it is travelling in her body, the doctors have a chance of giving her the right medication to control the pain. This hasn’t shortened her life expectancy, which remains at weeks.

But of course it is another extremely painful reminder of what lies ahead. Jade still wants to go home, but won’t until she can be given the correct medication to make her condition bearable. She doesn’t want to see her kids upset.”

So, so, sad."

Austria's Dungeon Dad Says Daughter's Glue Sniffing Led to Imprisonment

I remember first seeing this case a while ago originally there, on Perzhilton.com, and read this tonight:

"Y'all remember the sick story of Austria's Josef Fritzl from last year? You know, that guy who raped his daughter up to three times a day, fathered her babies and kept her locked in a dungeon for 24 years?

Well, some of the sick fuck's 'reasons' for doing what he did has come to light.

Apparently, notes from his psych evaluation sessions have leaked. Fritzel told the doctor, "She had been sniffing cleaning fluids and I decided I should talk with her in my cellar. Because in the coming days she showed no improvement in her attitude, I decided to keep her locked up."
There was no better way to get her help????
The man is seriously disturbed! "

Harvey Milk Day

"Oscar winner Sean Penn is pushing for the late, great gay politician Harvey Milk's birthday, May 22nd, to be recognised as a 'day of significance' by the state of California.
Penn won this year's best actor Oscar for his performance as Harvey in Gus Van Sant's Milk.
California state senator Mark Leno plans to reintroduce a bill with Sean by his side designating Milk's birthday a 'day of significance.
The governator, Arnold Schwarzenegger, vetoed the same bill last year.
Arnold said Milk should be honored in San Francisco but not statewide.
Hopefully, Arnold will be less lame this year and will show support for the bill!" - perezhilton

Oh SNAP, He Called Her An "It"!

from this perezhilton.com page:

"Madonna is said to have received 100 copies of the Stephen King horror film It following reports that ex-husband Guy Ritchie refers to his ex-wife by the name "It."
In case you were wondering, she did indeed receive 50 copies of the book as well. You know the book is always better than the movie!

The books and DVDs were delivered to all of her multiple homes, leading Hey Madgesty to suspect that they come from someone familiar.

According to a source, Guy has taken to comparing his ex to the film's villain, Pennywise the clown, who kills children. "Even towards the end of their marriage, he [Guy] would call her 'It'. He told people, 'We can't make 'It' angry'. Or Guy would say, 'Oh, 'It' is in a bad mood today'. There is absolutely no love lost between them." "

Yeah, This Is Why She Needed To Go Have 8 More Children

WHITTIER, Calif. (AP) — Octuplet mother Nadya Suleman became unhinged with fear last year when she thought she had lost one of her children, repeatedly telling an emergency dispatcher, "Oh God, I'm going to kill myself," according to a recording of her 911 call released Wednesday by police.

Suleman made the call Oct. 27 after her 5-year-old son went missing from the front yard, only to find him a few minutes later after he returned from a walk.

Suleman's repeated threats of suicide prompted a chiding from the dispatcher, who could hear children's voices in the background.

"Don't say that in front of your other child, OK?" the dispatcher tells Suleman. "Keep yourself under control for your other child; he doesn't need to hear that."

Suleman, an unemployed single mother, has come under scrutiny since giving birth to octuplets Jan. 26 when she already had six other children, ages 2 to 7. Talk show hosts, celebrities and others have weighed in on the topic, with some questioning her ability to look after 14 children.

The dramatic call Suleman made three months before the octuplets' birth resulted in a police visit to her home in Whittier, about 15 miles east of Los Angeles. It was among 8 visits authorities have made to the house in the last 14 months.

The 911 tape begins with Suleman repeatedly asking the operator, "Where's my son?" before she provides an address or any information. She eventually tells the operator she hadn't seen Joshua Jacob for an hour and he had been playing in the front yard, and she feared he was kidnapped.

The call ended with Suleman sobbing hysterically upon finding the child, saying, "He went on a walk and came back by himself."

Police and the Los Angeles County Department of Child and Family Services visited Suleman's home in July in response to a complaint that the children appeared poorly cared for, but both agencies determined the complaint was unfounded.

Suleman, in an interview with RadarOnline.com, said the neighbor who alerted police was unhappy because her family was loud and she allowed her children to play in the mud.

Police also once visited the home to let a child out of a locked bedroom.

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Octo-Mom Giving Birth, The Video: Coming Soon!

from perezhilton.com:

"So we don't know what's worse here..

The fact that someone was filming Octo-Mom's birth, the fact that the video is being shopped around with a whopping 7 figure price tag, or the fact that someone might actually buy it, which means that someone will watch it.

Either way, the video is on the market, and Nadya has 14 mouths to feed!
Is it really worth a million or more, though???"

Gordon Ramsey Cheating Scandal EXPOSED!

TV chef star Gordon Ramsay is having a saucy and sordid affair with a woman named Sarah Symonds. Rest of Perez article here..


I ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS AN EVIL BASTARD


..we should ship him off to his own private islandand let him rot awaaaaaaaay.

1 in 4 New Yorkers Has Herpes!!

A city Health Department study finds that more than a fourth of adult New Yorkers are infected with the virus that causes genital herpes.The study, released Monday, says about 26 percent of New York City adults have genital herpes, compared to about 19 percent nationwide.


Perez Article here...

....That many people have it?? Nationwide percentage is frightening too! WTF!
You animals.