HAHAHA Look At That Face!

"After becoming steeped in controversy for trying to sell Obama's Illinois senate seat, Rod Blagojevich has signed a 6 figure book deal with one of the largest independent book publishers in a bid to tell his side of the story.
Six figures! For that creep!!!!!!!!!

In addition to trying to explain his senate selection um, "process," Blago will also recount his journey to office while "exposing the dark side of politics."
Please, we don't need a book to know that politics has a dark side!
Blago decided to go with indie publisher Phoenix Books so that the book's content would not be restricted by money-making agendas. Blago claims he won't go for any low blows and will reveal information that will "at times be embarrassing to himself as well as to others."
The book, which is tentatively titled The Governor, is set for an October release.
Still pushing those 15 minutes of fame, huh? "