Thursday, October 14, 2010

Funny Ass Spam Comments..

Spam comments amaze me... The graphic, odd, and not quite English language phrases that contain weird links that manage to slip through the spam filter make me laugh! I decided to paste a few of them here to show you just how creative these spambots/people get:

Grateful, he wrapped his arms around his friend and buried his face in his neck. With one last pat on Erikins arm, she left them to climb the staircase alone. He nodded, slid an arm about Irins shoulders, and led his truemate from the room. They had fought about it too often for Eyrhaen not to know what he meant. He kept everyone else safe from her while she fought for control. Shed dissolved the solid rock and reversed a spell that should have been more permanent. But maybe we could eat first? Tossing her ponytail behind her shoulders, Eyrhaen got to her knees and crawled forward. She could still turn away and leave. Were bound, I cant help that, but the two of you should be together. He says we need to all make our choices, and his heart chooses you. Now theres the Eyrie weve known all our lives. She groaned, twisting the wrists in Tykirs grasp, rotating the hips pinned under Lanthans weight. He wasnt talking to her. Dont stop, she begged, clutching sheets. Dangerously serious behind his smile, he dragged his gaze back up to meet hers. Without variety, our culture would grow evenmore stagnant. He sat in the chair, watching her. She was so close She freed her other hand so she could wrap both arms securely around his neck.
By Anonymous on 12 Year Old Kills Sleeping Father on 2/28/10

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All that lunacy is temporary. It was almost full daylight. Oh God, its so hard! And a great deal more. There was an edge of sharpness in his voice. The cry broke out involuntarily. Its the truth that you want, isnt it? I have seen so much, since.
By Anonymous on 12 Year Old Kills Sleeping Father on 2/27/10

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By Anonymous on Nancy Grace Blog: "Stacks" of New Evidence Release... on 8/3/10
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And this last one, it's a DOOSEY...Wooo, how I had to fight the urge of posting without censorship, it is so nasty even with!!:


"Rough bush-leaguer f*ck, bl*wjob and c*m swallow. Past it geezer f*cked a stinko girl. I f*cked his sister. I continually wanted to f*ck my neighbours MOM. My GFs sister f*cks better than GF is. Lecturer wanked my c*ck in face of class.
By Anonymous on EMT Charged With Posting Photo of Corpse on Facebo... on 1/6/10

LOL 'better than girlfriend is'... And who says lecturer??? lol

The way these morons phrase sentences is like that bit from Family Guy:


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